September 2012
When my ghetto songs come on.
Watchahahahahaha
liverpate:
azraeldoesnotdispute:
liverpate:
why am i not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.
thanks man
infinityongay:
friendly reminder that in high school mitt romney and his friends violently assaulted a boy because mitt thought him having long hair was weird and wrong
1 tag
rainbow-road-to-happiness:
So I went to Church today, and I found this pamphlet, thinking it would be anti gay or something
But then I opened it and
Religion, you’re doing it right
wallywesticle:
tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter
The only reason I stay inside all day is to avoid the paparazzi
iphone420:
Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up
1 tag
August 2012
2 tags
boy: i will love u as long as all of my neopets r alive
girl: but neopets dnt die
boy: i kno
Me in class
Me: okay, gotta focus. Big test coming up.
Me: ooooh, when did that poster get there?
Me: ugh, split ends.
Me: why is the back of your head so attractive?!
Me: HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER?
Me: just act like you understand.
Me: don't pick me, don't pick me...
Me: so here's my number, so call me maybe.
Me: DAMN THAT SONG IT'S SO FUCKING ANNOYING.
Me: it's only been fifteen minutes?
Me: I hate you all.
Me: someone shoot me.
Messaging someone
Them: Doesn't reply
Me: I regret this
Me: I regret everything
Me: I regret my whole life
Me: I regret every tiny atom from every star from every corner of the galaxy that crash-landed on this earth and created the prehistoric aquatic organism that was my first multicellular ancestor
touyababy:
soujizz:
omg i just realized
theyre called pancakes
because theyre like cakes
but you cook them
wait for it
in a pAN
weeps deeply because I legitimately didn’t know this
3 tags
person: so what music are you into?
me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation
nosdrinker:
nosdrinker:
ohfuckitsmarykate:
I need a cock to suck and fuck right now, ugh
what you need is Jesus
she deleted her account i can’t breathe
